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Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D.
Clinic."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Man:
"Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."
Man: "I'd like
to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's
in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "Female impersonator."
Man: "How
do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized, go away!"
A graying man in his 60's approaches a
twenty-something with "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I
probably wasn't born yet."
Two young dudes are striding down the street and and one glances at a girl who has just
walked by. She turns around and sneers at him, "What are you looking at?"
His friend comes to the rescue: "He thought
you were good looking. Man, was he was mistaken!"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Guy: "Hey, come
on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!"
Gal: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
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