Ways To Reject Pick-Up Lines Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there." Man: "Want to Dance?" Woman: "No, thank you." Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "Female impersonator." Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized, go away!" A graying man in his 60's approaches a twenty-something with "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet." Two young dudes are striding down the street and and one glances at a girl who has just walked by. She turns around and sneers at him, "What are you looking at?" His friend comes to the rescue: "He thought you were good looking. Man, was he was mistaken!" "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." Guy: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" Gal: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
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